Swine Flu, I and ROP Inauguration

Recently I had visited Pune with a fear in mind for an inauguration of a programme. I took a bus from Dadar to Pune and during the entire journey, all the passengers were using mask and it was difficult to identify anybody. I called my friend to inform him that I am visiting Pune and to know whether we could meet and surprised to know that he was travelling in the same bus!!!
I got down at Pune Bus Stand and an Innova was waiting for me with a driver with a mask. When he saw me without mask he offered me one and told me the importance of wearing mask in Pune.
When I reached the venue of inauguration, the organizers told me that they had invited four guests for the inauguration programme but nobody turned out!! (Swine flu effect!!)They requested me to be the chief guest and inaugurate the programme. By the time of inauguration I started sneezing!!
While returning from Pune, I was not having a reservation. When I reached Pune station, I saw a big Que for ticket and it was impossible to get a ticket for Indrayani Express. I used an idea. I stood in Que and started sneezing!! within few minutes I could go to ticket window and get my ticket to Mumbai!!! (great sneezing effect!!)
I am OK without H1N1 virus in my body, But went through a thrilling H1N1 experience in Pune. When train left the Pune station I got SMS from my doctor friend:-
A lion stood in front of a pig and said: I roar and the whole jungle fears.
The pig replies:-I sneeze and the whole world fears.
See How things change with time!!